archlinux pacman check; forcecommand.cfg template

check_pacman

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+#!/bin/bash
+
+export TERM=linux
+
+set -eu
+
+declare -i STATE_OK=0;
+declare -i STATE_WARNING=1;
+declare -i STATE_CRITICAL=2;
+declare -i STATE_UNKNOWN=3;
+
+declare -i WARN_LEVEL=1
+declare -i CRIT_LEVEL=3
+
+PACMAN_NAME="yaourt"
+
+PACMAN="$(which "${PACMAN_NAME}")"
+PACMAN_OPTS="-Sud --print"
+
+if [ ! -x "${PACMAN}" ]; then
+  echo "[UNKNOWN] Found no executable pacman"
+  exit ${STATE_UNKNOWN}
+fi
+
+result="$("${PACMAN}" ${PACMAN_OPTS})"
+
+declare -i lines=$(echo "${result}" | wc -l)
+lines=$((${lines} - 1))
+
+if echo "${result}" | grep "there is nothing to do" &> /dev/null; then
+  lines=0
+fi
+
+if [ ${lines} -lt 0 ]; then
+  echo "[UNKNOWN] Got unexpected zero line result"
+  exit ${STATE_UNKNOWN}
+elif [ ${lines} -eq 0 ]; then
+  echo "[OK] No updates available"
+  exit ${STATE_OK}
+elif [ ${lines} -ge ${CRIT_LEVEL} ]; then
+  echo "[CRITICAL] ${lines} updates available"
+  exit ${STATE_CRITICAL}
+elif [ ${lines} -ge ${WARN_LEVEL} ]; then
+  echo "[WARNING] ${lines} updates available"
+  exit ${STATE_WARNING}
+else
+  echo "[UNKNOWN] Something gone wrong"
+  exit ${STATE_UNKNOWN}
+fi
+

forcecommand.cfg

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+check_users     = /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/check_users -w 10 -c 15
+check_load      = /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/check_load -w 15,10,5 -c 30,25,20
+check_disk_root = /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/check_disk -w 20% -c 10% -p /dev/vda1
+check_zombies   = /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/check_procs -w 5 -c 10 -s Z
+check_total_procs = /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/check_procs -w 500 -c 600
+check_swap      = /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/check_swap -w 20 -c 10
+check_sensors   = /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/check_sensors
+check_apt       = /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/check_apt -d
+check_peering_ping = /usr/local/lib/nagios/plugins/check_peering_ping
+check_libs      = sudo /usr/local/lib/nagios/plugins/check_libs
+check_kernel    = /usr/local/lib/nagios/plugins/check_kernel